The infidels like to celebrate something called “Throwback Thursday” in which they share photos from the past that they are nostalgic for on Thursdays. Us Muslims have decided to give this practice a try, by posting the pics below of a 17-year-old Jessica Biel’s infamous topless photo shoot for Gear Magazine.

These photos were extremely controversial in the West at the time of their publication for not only was Jessica Biel 17, but she was also starring on the hit Christian TV show “7th Heaven”. Of course Christians continue to hold on to the ridiculous ideal of female chastity, even though their Jew God Jesus’ own mother Mary was a no good whore who cuckolded her husband and had another man’s baby (virgin birth my ass).

Us Muslims on the other hand recognize that women are essentially weak-willed and sinful by nature, so they require the strong hand of a man to keep them from the path of sexually depraved wickedness through the holy trinity of burkas, beatings, and child brides. When left to their own devices women will always sin, as Jessica Biel is doing in these topless pics, and no amount of heart-to-heart Christian TV show lessons is going to change that… For if the snake had offered Eve a banana instead of an apple in the Garden of Eden, you better believe she would have taken it and shoved it right up her snatch.

Today for “Throwback Thursday” we have topless photos from 2015 of a 20-year-old Candice Swanepoel.

Believe it or not before Candice Swanepoel became the face of Victoria’s Secret and one of the biggest models in the world she had to hustle by sucking off photographers and modeling agents and posing nearly nude in warehouses (like in the photos below), all while trying to avoid getting gang-raped by the natives in her homeland of South Africa.

Of course us Muslims would much rather see Candice’s nude photos from 6 years before this when she was actually of an halal age and marriage material. Unfortunately Jared from Subway got the originals of those pics confiscated by the FBI in a recent raid, so we will just have to use our imagination. Luckily that isn’t too hard to do considering Candice’s body is both pleasingly nubile and unfemininely underdeveloped in these pics.

For this week’s “Throwback Thursday” we look back on the early 1990’s when the Spice Girl’s “Ginger Spice” Geri Halliwell was a struggling nude model in the United Kingdom who would gladly show off her mangy ginger minge on camera for a couple of quid.

Yes as you can see in the nude photos below, before Geri Halliwell was a loudmouthed pop star screaming about “girl power” she was your typical entertainment industry slut who was eagerly selling her sinful body to try and get ahead.

This just goes to show that despite all the feminist rhetoric on the subject, women have nothing to offer outside of their sexuality. The ridiculous notion of “girl power” the Spice Girl’s tried to promote would never have received any notice if it were not being spouted from the dick sucking lips of a bunch of tight British whores… and “Sporty Spice”. For at the end of the day, as these nude Geri Halliwell photos show, women are base creatures who’s only value in this world come from sex.

For this week’s “Throwback Thursday” we revisit Jessica Alba’s iconically slutty see through dress performance at the 2005 MTV Movie Awards in the high definition photos below.

At the time Jessica Alba was considered by many to be the hottest woman in heathen Hollywood, so its not surprising that she tried to cement her place at the top by brazenly exposing her boobs in this ridiculously sheer and flimsy dress.

Of course Jessica would later feign innocence and claim that she had not idea that her dress was so see through, and that her perky titties would be on full display for all to see. However, such claims by Jessica are ridiculous considering that she no doubt tried on the dress numerous times before deciding on wearing it to this award show, and if she was actually concerned about her modesty she would have worn a thick black wool burka like a proper woman. No, this was a clear act of wanton debauchery, and Allah willing Jessica Alba will one day have to answer for it in Sharia court.